Applying Moon Conjunct Mercury

Characters...don't you just love them ?

Yet...if character is the measurable result of modified and controlled desires...

What does our ability exhibit ?...

Affective psychic unions ?...

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Conjunct Mercury...feelings and emotions are easily expressed at this time...

Sensitive discussions augur well today...

This is an excellent time for meetings with females...so let your character shine...

You may get lucky...and if you do...may you be able.

May your passions radiate through your aura.

Applying Moon Square Neptune

Like I pointed out yesterday...health ads abound these days...

We are bombarded with news of gadgets to monitor our blood pressure...blood sugar levels...obesity levels... cholesterol levels...etc...

The dangers of smoking...drinking too much alcohol...eating too much junk food...unsafe sex...etc...

Healthy eating plans...sensible drinking strategies...quit smoking programs...safe sex procedures are in abundance...

Whilst everyone seems to be going crazy about these issues...I remain level headed...

I ask myself one question only when faced with these dilemmas...

Have I had enough...or too much ?

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Square Neptune...a day when confusion reigns...and feelings can run deep.

Escapism and gullibility feature highly and may lead to further confusion...

May all your confusions turn out illusions.

Moon Void in Libra

Only the other day I was saying to the Good Sister Impetuous...

Haven' t the programs on TV really been dumbed down ?

Commercials advocating healthy living abound...juxtaposed with the usual run of soaps...peopled entirely with psychotic unhealthy nobodies...who spend all their time in the pub drinking beer and screaming at one another...

Every channel it's the same.

There is a brightness button on our TV...

I turned it up full...but it doesn't work.

Enough of this...

Moon Void in Libra...agreements with others will be at a low at this time...so argue ye not.

Cooperation will not be forthcoming...so operate on your own if you can...

If this is not possible...and you simply need an operation...go private.

May all your surgery be minor.

Applying Moon Trine Neptune

Don't fall into the trap of certainties...nothing is written in stone...

But fear ye not my Brothers and Sisters...

When 'tis said..."that's just the way it is..."

I say...

"Doesn't matter...need not be..."

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Trine Neptune...this is a day that bodes well for optimists...

Thoughts naturally turn to the future.

Choices and decision today rest heavily on feelings at the moment...so be careful who you feel sayest I.

May your projection not lead to your extrusion.

Applying Moon Sextile Sun

Perhaps I am too much of a mystic these days...

...because I contain more than I can articulate.

But I'll tell you this...

Egotist I may be...but when I fail to see myself in all things...then shall I seek enlightenment.

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Sextile Sun...harmony and balance are the order of the day.

Now is a time for making major decisions...taking a leap of faith...hand in hand with whatever diseased version of God you hold dear to you.

He who hesitates to leap is truly lost today...but I'd look first.

May all your jumps be big ones.

Applying Moon Square Pluto

People talk of 'brotherhood' and 'fellowship'...

I'd rather 'strangerhood'...

Mans actions are already too bloody for words...

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Square Pluto...strong emotions like jealousy may be aroused today...and sexual energies used for selfish gain feature strongly...

Emotional power is potent at this moment...beware the blackmailer !

You'd do this for me if you loved me...they plead... whilst slowly unzipping your pants.

The wise fellow is aware of these games today...

So have your fill and have your spill but remember...

All jobs come at a price...even blow-jobs.

May the love you give cost nothing.

Applying Moon Trine Mars

It's now been several years since I took up meditation...

You should try it.

Not only is it good for...

But it beats just sitting around doing nothing.

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Trine Mars...today is a good day for action so be decisive...

It's also a good day for any kind of physical activity...so if you've been ignoring the 'little lady' in your life then give her one tonight...or two if you can manage...

Any new projects started today will fare well so don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can start today.

May all your projections be big.

Moon Void in Leo

If everybody loved everybody there'd be nobody left for anybody else...

So love yourself first...

What's that you say ? Eh ?

Hmmm...really ?

Well...if you hate yourself that much...whom will you ask for forgiveness ?

Enough of this...

Moon Void in Leo...aspects reveal a bad day for central leadership...

It's the politics of Tourettes...

"Window of opportunity !"

"Tissue of lies !"

"The only way forward...!"

Grumble ye not...you voted for them.

Today is also a bad one for romance and affairs of the heart...

So cancel that date and stay home instead.

May all your problems be little ones.

Applying Moon Opposite Neptune

I used to believe in reincarnation...but that was in a past life...

I am connected now...to all things.

Once...I lived on the lip of insanity...wanting to know reasons...knocking on a door...

It opened...

I' d been knocking from the inside...

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Opposite Neptune...a day for uncertainty and confusion...best to phone in sick and stay in bed...

If you're employer asks " How sick are you ?"

Say, " I don't know...but I've just had sex with my sister."

Feelings run high at this time and misunderstandings occur...perceptions cannot be trusted today...

So perceive ye not.

But if you must...then see through...not with...the eye.

In the land of the blind we live by touch alone...and all bodies feel the same...even your sisters.

May you walk in the sight of your God.

Applying Moon Square Jupiter

I had a dream last night...and in this dream I died.

When I awoke this morning I wondered if I was a man who dreamed he'd died...or a dead man dreaming he was awake... ?

I wonder a lot you see.

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Square Jupiter is a time when things can appear over-rated...reality slips abound for us all...

Even those of you who walk with a crutch...it's useless now...for fall you must.

Exaggeration is plentiful...so take no heed of your head...and walk like a tree living...for 'tis hard for a man with roots to stumble...or indeed walk.

Though fall you must, may you have a safe landing.

Applying Moon Trine Sun

Once...out the corner of my eye...I spotted a subliminal advertising executive...but it was only for a second...

I see...I saw...I have seen...

See-Saw...Hee-Haw...Pleasure and Pain and 'round again...

Enough of this...

Applying Moon Trine Sun...relationship harmonics occur naturally now...do you suffer through the actions of another ?

Approach them now with love in your heart...or a knife...either way...get it sorted.

It pays not at all to harbour ill feelings...however big the vessel...or strong the wind in your sail...

May all your voyages be fruitful.

Moon trine Neptune

I saw an accident once...there was a young kid lying on the road having been hit by a car...ambulance and police in attendance...crowds of folk gathered in small groups talking in whispers...I remember thinking...too much realism...just too much...I'd rather this was on TV...tones it down...

Enough of this...

Moon trine in Neptune...feelings...this is a day when feelings rise to the fore. Stay away from the fore or you could end up in court...forecourt...

Courting disaster can lead to bad feelings...then lead to bad actions or reactions...crimes of passion and the like...you know?...like if someone called your mother a cunt and you hit them...that's a crime of passion because your passions would've been aroused...

Moon trine in Neptune...stay away from forecourts...and warn your mother...

And to all you expectant mothers to be...remember...mothers milk is best.

Full Moon

I used to have a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. How do I know this ? Because I am a Parallel Being. Because I've got eyes in the back of my head. Enough of this...

Tonight is the full of the moon. It is the night to give full rein to your inner lunatic...

From Journal of Clinical Psychiatry May 1978

Data on five aggressive and/or violent human behaviors were examined by computer to determine whether a relationship exists between the lunar syndoic cycle and human aggression. Homicides, suicides, fatal traffic accidents, aggravated assaults and psychiatric emergency room visits occurring in Dade County, Florida all show lunar periodicities. Homicides and aggravated assaults demonstrate statistically significant clustering of cases around full moon.

...It's also a night for love and fertility...so give that special women or man in your life a little lurve...

But shag ye with care lest ye conceive...

May moonbeams shine in the window of your soul.